This is not really a blunder, but I thought I'd let it be part of the series I started over a month ago. So here it goes:
John comes up to me and hands me a car. He asks me,
"Mom, will you please drive this? I am going to jump over my car."
"What?" I asked, not understanding what was going on.
"I'm gonna, like, C'mon! Bring it down! Do not try this at home." The little dude was copying
Kobe's jump over an Aston Martin. Only, in this instance, John is jumping over a 3-in Hot Wheels Ford Fusion toy car made in Malaysia.
It was a classic. Eben saw it. John is so funny. As I prepare to push the car, he preps his legs, pulling his pants up a bit in anticipation of his "big jump." So I push this 3-inch long Hot Wheels car toward him and
he jumps over it.
He goes, "That's how you jump over an Aston Martin! Do not try this at home!"
Okay...I am ending my blog here to have a talk with this son of mine; to let him know that he can do that with a toy car but not with a real one.
did he break any vase? 